Ooooh, ouch.

Posted on Friday, January 15th, 2010 at 11:54 am

Ivy: Look, mom your belly is really popping out!!

Me (sucking it in): How’s that, better?

Ivy: No, its still just popping out.

Me (thinking, “That’s sad, I am sucking it in as hard as I can!”): Oh well…

Ivy: Mom, I love your belly, its soooo cute! (pats my stomach, gives me a hug and rests her head on my belly)

Me: Ummm… thanks.

Ivy (lifts up my shirt): Hello, belly!

Ivy then grabs my fat roll and makes my belly button speak like a puppet. “Hello, Ivy!” (in a deeper voice)

She gasps in surprise, “Oh! Mommy your belly said hi to me!”

Me (sighing): Yeaaaah…huh. How ’bout that.

Ivy: Awwww, your belly loves me!

Aaaaaaannnnd, SCENE!

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29 Responses to “Ooooh, ouch.”

  1. Sara says:

    Seriously priceless. I am glad you are writing these down. Kids are so smart today,huh? LOL that last line is aweomse.

  2. Norma says:

    You see… everything has a good side, even your belly.

  3. Laura says:

    That’s it! I need a child :)

  4. Tia Nati says:

    Oh. My. God. I freaking love this!! I read this posting just about everytime I come to the site and every time I end up in tears from laughing so hard! Plus I’m usually at work so I end up trying really hard to hold it in. Admittedly… it doesn’t work all the time. :) I don’t care though, she’s awesome!! I love you guys!

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